A Call to Smother the Flames Licking at Lady Liberty's Feet

This nation, my dear patriots, is under attack. Satanic liberals, radical leftists, and Democrats are tearing apart the fabric of our great country. The news headlines today alone offer a heartrending glimpse into the godless desolation they are hell-bent on crafting. As I sit with Gus, my yappy little hellhound, whose latest feast includes yet another remote control, the bitter taste of silencing our beloved Newsmax and OANN lingers in the air. Today's headlines spell nothing but disaster if we do not take action.

As an erstwhile proprietor of Goodman's Guns and Grills, I know a little something about scams. These treacherous “sophisticated gift card scams” wreaking havoc on retailers are nothing but a symptom of the poverty of morality gifted to us courtesy of the leftists' 'progressive' society. Where have our Christian values wandered off to in our fairland? They used to be as common as an afternoon Florida thunderstorm!

The backlash against the Super Bowl champ is another testament to the debasement of our national spirit. We are a country reared on the principles of truth and justice, not on the pettiness of racial prejudice. The woke brigades, as satisfied as Gus with a new remote, are only too eager to derail every conversation into their twisted version of 'equality and justice'.

The story of the wrecked home touched a nerve too raw. How far will our boys in blue be pushed under the guise of accountability? The infiltration of satanic deviants in our school systems had me so riled up, even Bob's incessant thirst for the golf club's bar seemed a lighter malady! Moms for Liberty, my fellow warriors, will not falter in our crusade against this poison. Nancy, Barbara, Martha, George, Andrew, and Dwight: stand fast! Even Ronald, or Roxanne as the woke hordes call him, must admit that something is rotten in the State of Denmark.

In the whirlwind of destruction, this grand bus conspiracy emerges as a revelation. Demonrats and wokesters, cunning as they are vile, are flooding America with illegals, all part of their sinister ploy to replace the existing population. The globalist leftists taint the very lifeblood of our nation, encrocodile tears of 'fair treatment and equality'. Poison indeed, my fellow Americans, but not one we willing patriots will sip!

A call goes out to you then - all true Americans, believers in the divine Trump-led recovery of our sacred nation! FIGHT! Stand for your liberty and your values, refuse the sooty fingers of leftism from snuffing out the torch of liberty. Harken toward the Trump-ordained beacon - your friend, your neighbor, Shelly Goodman demands it! Let us rally the patriots, the believers in our godly quest - for our children, for our futures, and for our beloved country. Trump is America's divine defibrillator, a God-given boon to shock life back into our besieged nation. Babylon must wait; Sodom can pause. America must, and will, recover and rise stronger than ever with our righteous fight. Let's go, patriots, let's save our America, for it is rightly ours!